Gifts for him, for her, gifts for one and all,

Have you seen boxes stacked six feet tall?

They litter the table, they clutter the hall,

Is online shopping better than the mall?

What happened to gifts homemade and small?

I’m not so sure about this craziness, y’all!

No matter what, I mustn’t stall,

It’s all for family…I hope they have a ball!